Things you can wear in the summer: A fat girl's guide

Summer is here and I thought we could all use a gentle reminder of what is appropriate for a fat person to wear when it's warm outside. Without further ado, here we go!

1. Bikinis

Or a one piece swimsuit, if that's more your thing. Your bikini can be high-waisted and modest, or it can be a bit more revealing. The funny thing is, it's completely up to you! If you have cellulite, rolls or a gap between your boobs, make sure not to give a fuck. But remember to use sunscreen!

2. Bodycon dresses

Flowy dresses are nice when the weather is hot, but if you prefer to show off your curves, what are you waiting for? Feel free to skip shapewear because honestly, that shit is horrible even during the winter, not to mention when you're all sweaty. Eww. If someone doesn't like your belly outline showing, or thinks your dress looks unflattering, I'm afraid they're going to have to look somewhere else. I know, I feel bad for them, too. If you're small-chested, your dress is supportive enough, or you just can't be bothered, feel free to skip wearing a bra as well. Let the ladies hang loose and have fun!

3. Crop tops 

What's more summery than a cute little crop top? You can pair it with jeans, shorts, a maxi skirt, a mini skirt, a skater skirt, or a goddamn tutu if you want! Well, maybe not, the tutu trend is soooo 2017... Crop tops are great especially if you have a huge ass and thighs like yours truly – no need to worry about your shirt bunching on the hips!

4. Rompers and shorts

Got long legs? Show them off! Got short legs? Show them off! Got shapely legs? Show them off! Got tanned legs? Show them off! Got pale legs? Show them off! Got legs? Show them off! 

5. Whatever the hell you want

Because YOUR body is YOUR business. Because YOU have the right to wear whatever makes YOU feel comfortable. Period. End of. That's all, folks. Here endeth the lesson.

HAVE A GOOD SUMMER!